“My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.” – Erma Bombeck

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“My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.” – Cathy Ladman

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“The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she’d have children if she had to do it all over again. Yes, she replied. But not the same ones.” – David Finkelstein

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“My father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.” – Spike Milligan

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“I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.” – Rodney Dangerfield

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