“I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather….Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.” – Will Shriner

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“I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said, ‘Are you going to help?’ I said, ‘No, six should be enough.'” – Les Dawson

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“Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.” – Phyllis Diller

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“I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you came along.” – Groucho Marx

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“I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.” – Joan Rivers

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