“Everyone knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.” – P.J. O’Rourke

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“The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she’d have children if she had to do it all over again. Yes, she replied. But not the same ones.” – David Finkelstein

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“My father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.” – Spike Milligan

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“I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.” – Rodney Dangerfield

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“Happiness if having a large close-knit family in another city.” – George Burns

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