Edward Flaherty Quote – Get a Clue!

“You couldn’t get a clue during the clue matting season in a field of full horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue matting dance.” – Edward Flaherty American Writer

Bill Cosby Quote – Word to the Wise Isn’t Necessary

“A word to the wise ain’t necessary. It’s the stupid ones that need the advice.” – Bill Cosby American Comedian and Actor

A. A. Milne – An “A” Means Nothing to the Uneducated

“To the uneducated an A is just three sticks.” – A. A. Milne English Author

Phyllis Diller Quote – Housework Can’t Kill You

“Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance.” – Phyllis Diller Quote American Comedian and Actress

Jules Bernard Quote – Laziness is Resting Before you Are Tired

“Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.” – Jules Bernard French Writer

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