Spike Milligan Quote – Family

“My father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.” – Spike Milligan

Rodney Dangerfield Quote – Family

“I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.” – Rodney Dangerfield

Jack Handey Quote – Health

“Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.” – Jack Handey

George Burns Quote – Family

“Happiness if having a large close-knit family in another city.” – George Burns

David Gerrold – Gene Pool Quote

“The problem with the gene pool is there’s no lifeguard.” – David Gerrold

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