George Bernard Shaw Quote – Dangerous Old Men

“Old men are dangerous: It doesn’t matter to them what is going to happen to the world.” – George Bernard Shaw

Chinese Proverb – A Woman’s Age

“The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.” – Chinese Proverb

Les Dawson Quote – Beating my Mother-In-Law

“I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said, ‘Are you going to help?’ I said, ‘No, six should be enough.'” – Les Dawson

Phyllis Diller Quote – Runaway Children

“Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.” – Phyllis Diller

Groucho Marx Quote – Disappointment With Children

“I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you came along.” – Groucho Marx

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