“I bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork.” – Irving Brecher American Writer

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“When you go to the mind reader, do you get half off?” – David Letterman American Comedian

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“Don’t speak unless it improves upon the silence.” – Buddah

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“If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.” – J. Russell Lynes American Writer

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“Some people are like Slinkies, not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.” – Unknown Quote

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