“And if I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.” – Michael Scott – The Office

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“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” – Mae West

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“It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so.” – Jerome K Jerome – English Author

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“A true friend is one who over looks your failures and tolerates your success.” – Doug Larson – American Columnist

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“Fail and your friends fell superior. Succeed, and they feel resentful.” – Mason Cooley – English Writer

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